Singles Crew

OOPS

if you’re wondering why this hasnt been updating I have a perfect explanation.

Most and probably all of the crew members are goin after chicks left and right. we’re all sexy men and women flock to us like a dogs nose to another dogs ass.

We dont have time to update this because the whole point of singles crew it to be single. not to update some stupid tumblr. but hey. keep looking. we might get depressed and pathetic again and start updating it.  

The presidents response.

yes. i can do all those things.

RE: New President

As president, can you, Phil, deliver your goals and aspirations in a timely yet effective manner while keeping morale high and production steady? 

Can you ignore the shadow the media will place on you and be your own individual?  

Can you rise up?

Can you take names?

Thank You.

I trust you’ll have an emergency phone number ready in the coming days.

New President…

Phil Speed here.

ok people. bens out. he has jumped ship and joined forces with his lovely new girlfriend jane. However, I am still single and ben has made me the new president of singles crew (duh)

Seeing that I  will be single for quite some time, expect this to be a strong run as president. New members will be let in, some may be kicked out, who knows. This monarchy has no limits. I run a tight ship and i dont want any fucking around. 

As president i will push for…

1) This tumblr to be updated daily if not twice a day!

2) Two singles crew hangouts a month. Mostly bowling. and maybe poker…

3) A singles crew themed sitcom based mostly around the lyrics of the Saves the Day album ‘stay what you are’ and Bruce Springsteens ‘nebraska’. 

4) A snack machine in the singles crew lounge. 

Im very excited about this opportunity and was supposed to wait for ben to make a statement. but fuck it. im the fucking president so i can do whatever i want. hes not even in da crew anymore.